March 2012
who is from canada and nevada that visits my blog
i want to love you
I just looked up tags with my town and state
and i’m like
wow
Put 'unf' in my ask if you find me attractive.
i’d unf all day long to myself
whoah that sounded wrong
boy: did it hurt
girl: did what hurt
boy: when you survived the abortion
virginclub:
mutually liking and occasionally replying to each other’s posts is all the friendship i need
you know the show Austin and Ali?
I hate that show, no one can act worth a shit
but the guy who plays Austin is really cute to me omfg
and Ali is so ugly omfg I can’t stand her
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
That annoying moment when you're playing Pokemon...
megustamemes:
(Via MeGustaMemes: Purely funny memes)
textposter:
Having your parent or guardian sign a permission slip before you engage in intercourse
canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
zachtana:
to write Mila Kunis on her arms
February 2012
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