February 2012
my grandma just called
I had to answer the phone since no one was around
I was like, “Hey Grandma!” and she was like, “Oh! Hello! How are you?”
Me: “Good!”
Her: “That’s great, is your mom or dad around?”
Lol I doubt she knew who I was, out of her 6 grandchildren
Watcht0r14:
kyleehenke:
no other cartoon show will ever be as quality as spongebob ever
^^^
Gosh I hate looking at sales papers or the...
it just reminds me of what I can’t have, I have to live in the same stupid place, with the same old same old.
nucleur:
i have a thing for dark hair, light eyes and mental instability
f1nn1ck:
what is self confidence and can it be heated in a microwave
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
1612th:
gallium and yttrium are so GaY
person: haha ur gay!!!!!!
bismuth: actually, i'm Bi
textposter:
my only talent is ruining everything and i mean everything
monday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
tuesday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
wednesday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
thursday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
friday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
saturday: lol no school
sunday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
texting
me: (long, heartfelt paragraph about my feelings)
potassium: K
